Ten

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"

"Nine..."

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omg!!! thats a great joke! did you make it up? if so, you should tell us some more of your great jokes!

A man goes to the doctor, and says, Doctor, I need help, thers an alligator under my bed. The doctor says, don't worry, Its just imagination, take two of these pills at 2:00, and come see me in two weeks.

Two weeks later, the man comes back and says, Its still there, but now Its twice as big! The docto frowns, But says take these pills instead,3 at 3:00, and see me in three weeks...

three weeks later he comes back, and basically the same thing happens, 6 at 6:00, 6 weeks...

6 weeks later, he didn't come back, and the doctor assumed He was better.

a few days later, He goes by his apartment and asks the landlord If he could see him for a check-up. The land lord said, Didn't you know? He was eaten by an alligator 3 days ago.

I didn't make this, so don't sue me