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Someone told me this one today:
A boy in school was naughty. He was sent to is teacher.
"Learn the first 4 letters of the alphabet, or you get detention."
So he goes home and asks his mum: "What's the first letter of the alphabet?"
His mum says "Shut up!"
He goes to his dad, who is playing darts. "What's the 2nd letter of the alphabet?"
"180!"
He goes to his little sister, who is playing with her Noddy car. "Sis, what's the 3rd letter of the alphabet?"
"In my little brum brum car" she sings.
He goes to his brother (who is watching a superman movie.) "Bro, what's the 4th letter of the alphabet"
" SUPERMAN!"
So he goes back to schoolo on Monday.
His teacher waits. "So..."
"Shut up!" he says.
"How many detentions do you want?!"
"180!"
"How do you think you're going to get away with this?" his teacher shouts.
"In my little brum brum car!" He sings
"Who do you think you are?"
"SUPERMAN!"
Someone told me this one today:
A boy in school was naughty. He was sent to is teacher.
"Learn the first 4 letters of the alphabet, or you get detention."
So he goes home and asks his mum: "What's the first letter of the alphabet?"
His mum says "Shut up!"
He goes to his dad, who is playing darts. "What's the 2nd letter of the alphabet?"
"180!"
He goes to his little sister, who is playing with her Noddy car. "Sis, what's the 3rd letter of the alphabet?"
"In my little brum brum car" she sings.
He goes to his brother (who is watching a superman movie.) "Bro, what's the 4th letter of the alphabet"
" SUPERMAN!"
So he goes back to schoolo on Monday.
His teacher waits. "So..."
"Shut up!" he says.
"How many detentions do you want?!"
"180!"
"How do you think you're going to get away with this?" his teacher shouts.
"In my little brum brum car!" He sings
"Who do you think you are?"
"SUPERMAN!"