Animal Jokes

Please post your animal jokes here!

I'll get you started......
1.
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cows go

Cows go who?

No they don't, they go moo!


2.
What is green and hangs in a tree?

Giraffe snot.

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside

What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
Time to fix the fence!

What's gray and goes round and round?
An elephant in a washing machine!

Devious wrote:Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside

What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
Time to fix the fence!

What's gray and goes round and round?
An elephant in a washing machine!

I'll get you started......
1.
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cows go

Cows go who?

No they don't, they go moo!


2.
What is green and hangs in a tree?

Giraffe snot.

Good ones!


What times is it when a goose flies overhead?
DUCK?
No its a goo- *splat*

What time is it when a pigeon flies overhead?
*splat* Too late

**carries her umbrella around to guard against "splats"**

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide!

lol all of you have good jokes

this isnt much of a riddle, but its funny. i got it from a joke book so its not really mine:

A man decides to go for a boat ride. He walks by a "Be Ware of Shark" sign. "Good thing i'm taking my boat out." So he takes out his rowboat and rows out to the middle of a lake. All of a sudden, he hits a rock under the water, and his boat starts sinking. After treading water for a minute, he remembers the sign. He sees a woman walk by and starts yelling "HELP, Before the sharks get me!"
the woman looks at him, and says "What are you talking about? Theres no sharks anymore."
The man i the water is so relieved, and decides to take a small swim. just before he starts swimming, he asks the woman, "What happened to the sharks?"
The woman says "Oh them, they were eaten by the crocodiles."

You can probably figure out what happend after that.

Here are some jokes:

Why'd the turkey cross the road?
to prove he wasnt a chicken.

What do a drummer and a turkeyt have in common?
they both have drumsticks

Cheers!
Animal luver

I like the drumstick one

lol@ those jokes

shouldn't this topic be renamed animal crackers!

Q: why did the chicken cross the playground?
A:to get to the other slide!

whats gray, walks on four legs and has a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.

lololololol!!! whats the saddest animal on earth?
a pig without mud!

whats the strongest animal in the world?
a snail because it caries its home wherever it goes (or any other cratur with a shell